Yearly Archives: 2009

Screw the Gingerbread Man

December 14, 2009
Screw the Gingerbread Man

Did everyone have a lovely weekend? Did your weekend include anything fantastic or earth-moving, like getting a brand new front-load washer and dryer that makes little musical sounds (rather than deafening buzzes) when a cycle is complete? How about rockin’ out for two nights straight to the Beatles Rock Band with your hubs? Hmmmm…. did you make any cookies? Clearly, you have some catching up to do. And while I can’t buy you a new washer or teach you to play the guitar on expert (because really – who does that? oh right – me!), I can give you a virtual shove in the general direction of your kitchen. Because, for the next week or so, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I will lure you with cookies. Is it working yet?! What about now? Alright. Let’s start with my favorite, and if you act right (as...

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Do you Crave a Juicy, Fat Butt?

December 11, 2009
Do you Crave a Juicy, Fat Butt?

Let’s be honest here, pals. We’re all gonna get a little thicker over the holidays, if we haven’t already. Speaking for myself, I already forced a lean cuisine week after the weekend o’ pie, which some would otherwise call Thanksgiving. It’s just the facts of life, how the cookie crumbles, the way the ball bounces, and so on and so forth. Que sera se-freakin’-ra. But(t), it doesn’t really have to be that bad, does it? I mean, I do love to eat, and I know ya’ll do too – right? You aren’t reading this post because your google search for “juicy fat butt” landed you here, are you?! . That being said, do all recipes for good food have to be sinfully bad for you, loaded with saturated fat, and finished off with a least a few tablespoons of...

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The Gut Buster

Eating good, healthy food is an admirable goal. It’s a really good goal. Sometimes though, it’s just. so. dang. hard. Ya feel me? Exhibit...

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