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Do you Crave a Juicy, Fat Butt?

December 11, 2009
Do you Crave a Juicy, Fat Butt?

Let’s be honest here, pals. We’re all gonna get a little thicker over the holidays, if we haven’t already. Speaking for myself, I already forced a lean cuisine week after the weekend o’ pie, which some would otherwise call Thanksgiving. It’s just the facts of life, how the cookie crumbles, the way the ball bounces, and so on and so forth. Que sera se-freakin’-ra. But(t), it doesn’t really have to be that bad, does it? I mean, I do love to eat, and I know ya’ll do too – right? You aren’t reading this post because your google search for “juicy fat butt” landed you here, are you?! . That being said, do all recipes for good food have to be sinfully bad for you, loaded with saturated fat, and finished off with a least a few tablespoons of...

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Fashionably Late Party Tricks

December 4, 2009
Fashionably Late Party Tricks

One. More. Day. I’m slowly trudging through one nightmare of a week. Things would be much better around these parts if the threat of impending snow wasn’t littered through the morning news, if the construction crew across Michigan Ave could take a few days off (just for me - why is that so impossible to arrange?), if some youngin’ didn’t hit me (well, not me, my car) while we were trying to park for the Weezer show, or if I weren’t forcing myself to eat like a rabbit all week. Yeah, a rabbit. I suppose rabbits don’t eat lean cuisines, but either way I’ve found myself nibbling every little morsel of food with the ferocity of those little critters – making sure I’m tasting each and every bite, because let’s be honest – there aren’t many bites in those lil’ boxes. So let’s recap – I’m hungry. I want to...

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The Gut Buster

Eating good, healthy food is an admirable goal. It’s a really good goal. Sometimes though, it’s just. so. dang. hard. Ya feel me? Exhibit...

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