Sous Chef

There is undoubtedly a yin yang-type vibe going on when it comes to having your house on the market. It’s über clean, which is exactly awesome. And when you have to repaint your walls, a process I like to call “borifying”, it appears less like your own home and thus easier to say goodbye to, when the time comes.

At the same time, it makes having company, which is one of our favorite things in the world, a little bit trying. It makes cooking in your kitchen, the one that got you loving cooking in the first place, even more daunting. What it doesn’t do is stop us from doing either one of the above – we embrace the challenge, our guests embrace the challenge, and we charge ahead.

It helps when you have an organized sous chef at your disposal – just ask my friend, Caroline. One of my favorite sisters-in-law and her two girls managed to squeeze in a trip to the Windy City prior to our inevitable, not to mention fast approaching, departure, and while we braved the cold a few times, we also managed to find plenty to do indoors as well.

In the event that you’re a little slow to catch on today, one of them involved cooking. And while I didn’t have anything fancy planned since cooking for kids isn’t my specialty and kids don’t seem to like fancy food but rather things like plain chicken and rice, it ended up not being the finished product that was so awesome this time – it was all the help along the way.

Our dinner consisted of a recipe similar to this gem, but sans recipe and preparation, and with cheese stuffed into the middle, along with soup that reminded me of this recipe, but with some sweet potatoes tossed alongside the squash. A salad finished, or rather started the meal off. As far as the adults were concerned, it was a good meal thrown together in a couple of hours, mostly courtesy of my sous chef, Lee Ann, who I have yet to figure out how to permanently steal from her mother.

We decided our meal was only lacking in one small item: dessert. A quick hand-off of cleaning duties and a few page-turns later we were set, once I managed to find a recipe that wouldn’t involve a grocery store run (this part was actually pretty easy, since a stranded family of 10 could survive on our kitchen inventory for weeks).

Not only can this newly acquired (or rather, soon to be kidnapped) sous chef of mine successfully bread chicken with the skill of a Southern housewife, but she’s also more organized than a high school librarian – a quality of utmost importance in chef-world. She labeled each item in her mise en place, her ordered by step mise en place, including (how cute is this!) “needs 2 b melted” on the stick of butter. She (almost) read all of the instructions before starting to bake, and we only forgot to read the step that said “let chill overnight”, which we decided wasn’t going to happen, and it worked out just fine.

I realize now that my goal in life (aside from the B&B in Napa) is to procreate. Not just procreate any ol’ kid, but one that will measure flour and peanut butter with me, and one that will wear my apron (or her/his own, I reckon) and read my cookbooks. One that will carefully plate our peanut butter cookies and serve them to guests with a smile on her face. One that will insist on changing a recipe no matter how good it is the way it’s written because really, what kind of cookie isn’t better with chocolate chips?!

Yep, that’s the plan – one day. For now though, I’m going to settle for kidnapping.

Peanut Butter ‘Surprise’ Cookies
Adapted, barely, from Ready for Dessert; makes 30

time commitment: 1 hour + 2 hours chilling the dough (we skipped this part…)

printable version

my niece decided that 1 cup of peanut butter just wasn’t enough for dessert, so we found some chocolate chips in the pantry and added those. it was her decision to change the name to “peanut butter surprise” given this new ingredient. you could definitely leave them out, but why not toss ’em in?!

ingredients
1 1/4 c all purpose flour
1 T baking powder
1/4 t salt
1/2 c unsalted butter
1/2 c sugar, plus more for coating cookies
1/2 c light brown sugar
1 c creamy peanut butter
1 egg
1/2 c semi-sweet chocolate chips

instructions
in a small bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt. set aside.

using a hand mixer, beat together the butter, sugars, and peanut butter in a large bowl, on medium speed until smooth. beat in the egg. add flour mixture and mix until dough comes together. knead in the chocolate chips, if using.

cover dough and refrigerate for 2 hours, if possible. remove and let come to room temperature.

preheat oven to 350 F and position racks in upper and lower thirds of the oven. line 2 baking sheets with parchment or silpat, and pour a little sugar in a small bowl.

roll pieces of dough into 1-inch balls and roll them into the sugar. place on baking sheet and repeat to fill. flatten cookies with a fork, making a cross-hatch shape. if dough comes apart a little, just squeeze it back together – no biggie.

bake until cookies begin to brown around the edges but still look raw – about 10 minutes. remove and let cool on sheets, then on wire rack.

World Peace

Did any of you ever watch the Miss America pageants? I say did because I like to assume that they aren’t watched any more, but I do know that to be untrue. Either way, did or do you? Hand raised, I admit with only an ounce or so of trepidation that I most certainly did watch many a pageant, picking my favorites alongside the judges, and always including Miss North Carolina in the top three, no matter how ugly (or truthfully, how busted, or how fake) she may have been.

At the time I watched those contests, I was much younger and I probably didn’t understand all the answers to the Q&A section (although now that I think of it, the contestants certainly aren’t rocket scientists now, are they?!), but I remember the frequent response to the “What do you want in life” questions being, “I want, like, nothing more than, like, World Peace”.

That’s it?! Without getting political, or even philosophical, let me just say here that that was probably the dumbest answer imaginable, because really – who doesn’t want World Peace? But if you really thought about it, would you say that you think it’s attainable? While I do believe that most “bad” people are inherently good but corrupted by the world around them, I do think that a subset of said “bad” people are just that – bad. Rotten eggs, if you will. So can you have World Peace in a world in which those who are hard-wired to be ‘unpeaceful’ exist? I think not. Just call me Debbie Downer ;).

Of course, we are all entitled to our opinions on the matter, and the great thing about them (opinions) is that we can change them as often as we like. Recently, I saw a recipe for Dorie Greenspan’s ‘World Peace Cookies’ in a Bon Appetit magazine. And let’s be clear – I’m definitely a fan of Dorie. I just gave her newest book to a friend for her (belated) birthday present, and I died a little on the inside when it left my hands. Fortunately, I left it on my Amazon wishlist, so I’ll be grabbing my own copy soon, even if I have to purchase it myself. But seriously, cookies that suggest World Peace? Really, Dorie?

But as it turns out, she might be on to something.

These cookies here are definitely special – cocoa, chocolate chips, and enough butter to make a slip-n’-slide, they are chewy, crumbly, and decadent. Truthfully, all evil thoughts that ever entered my mind disappeared for at least a few hours after eating a couple of ’em. To promote said peaceful existence, I shared the wealth and passed them along to a few who were deserving of such tastiness: a student leaving my rotation (remember? it’s a tradition), another student who is stuck in rehab due to a spinal injury, and a regular reader who just happens to work four floors above me.

The eternal question though – is it the cookies that promote serenity, or the sharing of said cookies? Maybe next time I’ll eat them all by myself, and compare the results…

World Peace Cookies
Adapted from Dorie Greenspan via Bon Appetit, September 2010; makes 4-5 dozen

ok, true. this makes a lot of cookies. it’s because i doubled the recipe. why? I was making these for a lot of people, but even if you aren’t, might I suggest making the dough and freezing any unbaked dough until you do want to use it? oh, the joy of slice n’ bake cookies! thanks, Dorie!

as for adjustments, i didn’t change much. I did cut back on a little butter since I didn’t have enough after i doubled the recipe, and I think 2 sticks is fine (doubling would actually mean 2 sticks + 5 more T if you want to add the extra 5 T, go for it!). I also added 4 oz butterscotch chips instead of another 4 oz of chocolate chips, but you do what you want. heck, white choco chips or peanut butter would also be tasty.

printable version

ingredients
2 1/2 c all purpose flour
2/3 c natural unsweetened cocoa powder
1 t baking soda
2 sticks unsalted butter, room temperature
1 1/3 c (packed) golden brown sugar
1/2 c sugar
2 t vanilla extract
1/2 t fine sea salt
4 oz extra-bittersweet chocolate (do not exceed 85% cacao), chopped (no pieces bigger than 1/3 inch)
4 oz butterscotch chips (optional – I like butterscotch, or double the amount of chocolate)

instructions
Whisk flour, cocoa, & baking soda together into medium bowl. Using electric mixer, beat butter in large bowl until smooth but not fluffy. Add both sugars, vanilla, and sea salt; beat until fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add flour mixture; beat just until blended (mixture may be crumbly). Add chopped chocolate & butterscotch chips (if using); mix just to distribute (if dough doesn’t come together, knead lightly in bowl to form ball). Divide dough into four pieces. Place each piece on a sheet of plastic wrap. Form each into 1 1/2-inch-diameter log. Wrap each in plastic; chill until firm, about 3 hours (I actually froze the dough for an hour b/c I didn’t have 3 hours to chill it. It seemed to work fine that way). You can do this in advance, or as I suggested, you can freeze some of it too! Just keep the dough chilled until you’re ready to use it.

Preheat oven to 325 F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. Using thin sharp knife, cut logs crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick rounds. Space 1 inch apart on prepared sheets. Bake 1 sheet at a time until cookies appear dry (cookies will not be firm or golden at edges), 11 to 12 minutes. Remove from oven and let firm up a bit, then transfer to rack; cool. Store airtight at room temperature.