Enough To Make You Nuts

Since the grocery store trips were off-limits this week, the cooking has been a bit scarce. Last night, I had a bowl of cereal for dinner. The night before, Judy and I attended a GrubWithUs dinner at a weird restaurant. Tonight, I’m polishing off a hearty TV dinner, and I might dig into a couple of bites of that ice cream from way back when. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it’s still there either – let’s just say I’m making each and every bite count. (Update – yeah, that happened. And now the ice cream is kaput.)

But when a coworker brought in a bag of zucchini, despite the scarcity of food that caused me to resort to the microwave, I had dessert on the brain instead.

It’s normal to think of dessert when you have zucchini in your hands, isn’t it? Sure, zucchini fries are great, too, and so is plain ol’ raw zucchini with cheese, but let’s be honest – dessert is never a bad idea (except with okra, as evidenced by the Iron Chef America I just watched). My buddy Jennifer makes a killer gluten-free zucchini bread, and since we’re over half a country away from her now, I don’t get to partake in it. Quite honestly, it’s almost enough to make us move back – but not quite. I’m afraid I’ve already gotten too accustomed to the warmish weather and would freak in five minutes of Chicago summer humidity, and one minute on a February day (plus, we’re seeing them again in 14 days!).

When I volunteered to take a couple of green tubers (are zucchini tubers?!) from work earlier this week, I had two potential recipes in my mind. One is a zucchini cornbread I’ve had stashed away in a pile of recipe clippings for a while now, and while I do love my cornbread (there’s a story behind that), I didn’t see the sense in making it to eat with cereal. I prefer cornbread alongside fried chicken, or something that I can dip it in, and milk just doesn’t appeal. The other recipe was a breakfast/dessert quick bread thing – what you see here. I saw it on Tara’s site a couple of weeks ago (the same site that reminded me of the chocolate ice cream – a theme, perhaps?), and that, I thought, was perfect for two reasons. One, I could take a loaf to work the next day as a payback for free zucchini, and two, it made two loaves (quick bread recipes always do, don’t they?!) which meant the other got frozen, with the thought that it’ll come in handy next weekend when our guests are in town.

The downside to making rich, chocolatey zucchini bread at 10 PM? It keeps you up at night – you smell it cooking for the almost-hour, and when it comes out, you still can’t eat it because it has to cool. And by that point, it’s bedtime and your teeth are brushed (although that usually doesn’t stop me…). Of course, there’s also the ‘I already mentioned I was making this yesterday so I can’t eat it because I’ll feel guilty at work all day’ thing too. Then, the fact that you’ve filled up your tiny house with the smell of the stuff, so much so that it wafts into your room and into your face, even when it’s buried underneath the covers and your cat is sitting on your head, is enough to make you nuts.

Of course, most of us aren’t that dramatic, are we?

ps – we’re off to Sedona for a few days. I’ll be taking a tiny blog break, and when I’m back, I’m planning to cut back to weekly posts. We’ll see how it goes, but this twice-a-week thing is getting hard. BUT! I think it’s time for a meat-heavy recipe, so I’ll work on that over the next little while too. Sound good? Thanks. Now, go eat some zucchini ;). 


Chocolate Olive Oil Zucchini Bread
Adapted, barely, from Seven Spoons; makes 2 loaves

time commitment: 1 hour, 15 minutes (25 minutes active, 50 minutes baking time)

this is a relatively straightforward quick bread, which means you essentially mix the wet ingredients in one bowl and the dry in another, then you combine. you don’t need a mixer or anything fancy, either. i’m guessing these would make great muffins as well, just that they’d obviously cook a lot less. as for the zucchini, since it’s a rather wet veggie, it’s not a bad idea to squeeze a little of the moisture into a towel, once shredded – don’t wring it out or anything crazy, but just a gentle squeeze or two will do ya fine.

printable version

Softened butter or cooking spray, for pans
1 1/2 c whole wheat flour
1 1/2 c white spelt flour (or all-purpose flour)
1/2 c cocoa powder (not Dutch process)
1 t baking powder
1 t baking soda
1 1/2 t salt
1 c chopped walnuts, toasted
8 oz semisweet chocolate chips (it’s ok if you eat a few…)
1/2 c olive oil
1 c well-shaken buttermilk
2 eggs
1 1/2 c turbinado sugar
2 t vanilla extract
4 c shredded zucchini (2 regular zucchini measure about 3.5 c, which is what I used)

Preheat oven to 350 F. Lubricate two 9-by-5-by-3-inch loaf pans with softened butter or spray. Use a length of parchment to line the bottom and long sides of the pan, forming a sling, and lightly butter/spray the parchment as well. Set aside.

In a large bowl, whisk together the flours, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Stir in the chopped walnuts and chocolate. Set aside.

In another bowl, whisk together the olive oil and buttermilk. Add the eggs, sugar and vanilla, and beat until smooth. Stir in the zucchini.

Pour the wet ingredients into the dry, stir until combined, taking care not over mix (you want to mix until the flour dissolves into the wet dough, but no further). Divide the batter evenly between the two prepared pans and bake, rotating once, until a cake tester inserted into the loaf comes out almost clean, which should be around 45-50 minutes. Cool loaves in their pans on a rack for 20 minutes, then grasp the edges of the parchment to ease the bread out.

Our Biscuits are Better than Your Biscuits

quick muffins

You can tell, from the lack of blog posts alone, that school is in session. Not that I’m posting every day or anything, and the influx of posts about Napa doesn’t count, but I have started this blog with some fire underneath, if you know what I mean.

But now, I’ve gone what feels like an eternity (but is only a puny 4 days) without posting. And that’s because I’ve started the 3rd quarter of my year-long culinary school program at Kendall College. I don’t even know that I’ve mentioned culinary school much, except on the left screen by calling myself a culinary student. That could have meant anything though – because in a sense we are all culinary students, constantly learning about food, cooking, and reinventing recipes and techniques. I have no clue what persuaded me to go to culinary school. Honest. I’ve found myself over halfway through the program and this is probably the first time I’ve really mulled over where or why it all began. I know why I’m here, but I haven’t the faintest idea as to how this started. Either way, I like it a lot. But this week, this week was tough.

muffins and quick breads

We finished the second quarter in early March, and it feels as if we’ve been out for a long time. Finishing the first half also meant leaving a lovely instructor behind – Chef Pierre. He taught us for the first two of our kitchen classes, and this quarter we move on to a different instructor and a different class altogether. Our class is also somewhat disassembled now. There are a few of us in the “Personal Chef & Catering” program, while most are in the “Professional Cookery” program. I started in the latter but switched when I realized, if I did use my degree in a professional arena, it would primarily be to become a personal chef. Food writing & being a food critic are also on the list of possibilities (along with owning a B&B which Chris seems to think is silly while I think it would be dreamy). And so, going into this quarter, I’m a little nervous, a little excited, and to be quite honest, I wasn’t sure how I felt about it for the most part.

The third quarter of culinary school seems to be the most demanding – at least in terms of time. The first quarter I had two late and one early class, and the second I had two late, and half of the third class was late and the other early. I’m talking about the time I get out of class here. This quarter, I’m in class Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday from 6 until 11. Yikes! Top that off with a full-time job where I have to use my brain all day. On a positive note, the classes themselves are shaping out to be pretty cool. I’m in Baking & Pastry for Monday/Tuesday and then I take a Personal Chef Practicum Wednesday. We’ll see how it goes. Luckily, I have my buddy Caroline in all my classes, so in addition to cooking and learning, it ends up being a time to just hang out and chat too. Nice!

currant scones

And so for this post I thought I’d talk a little about baking – plus, I haven’t cooked all week so I don’t have anything else exciting to discuss. As I’ve already mentioned, I generally don’t consider this a blog about or because of school. But with only 2 out of 20 classes completed, I have learned a ton and just have to share some tidbits. And our chef is pretty cool too – she has a funny, cooky personality and keeps things entertaining.

I always knew that baking was a different art than the rest of cooking. For most recipes, you must must must follow them exactly – or else. You’ll find there are some key ingredients that, if omitted, can really destroy a dish that would otherwise be heavenly. Like blueberry muffins – I’ll get to that.

For first week, we began with something simple – quickbreads. We discussed various techniques in which quickbreads are made and once in the kitchen, we tried out a couple of them. And as Chef Pierre would have told us, our final products were “good, but could be better”! Over-mixing the dough is more of a big deal than you might think – it leads to something called “tunneling” which is just what it sounds like – tunnels in the cake. We (Caroline & I) learned firsthand what tunneling was when we watched Chef Kim open up our apple spice muffins. Big ol’ holes, and lesson learned! But they look pretty on the outside don’t they? The muffin method we used to make the zucchini & carrot bread was different – that turned out just lovely. And apparently pretty good too, from what Chris’ co-workers told him.

blueberry muffins

And so, after the first night, we felt pretty good about things. Despite the tunneling, we’d made some tasty muffins and bread. The lesson for day 2 was another quick bread method, the biscuit method. Now, I knew this was going to be my favorite. How many Southern girls do you know who don’t fancy a nice flaky biscuit? Next to my gramma & Aunt Faye’s, I’d say the ones at Bojangles are probably my favorite. Did you know that the size of the cold butter that’s cut into the biscuit, scone, or pie crust dough is what determines the flakiness? Yup! And did you know that there is a HUGE difference between Southern biscuits and “Northern” biscuits, whatever those are? I mean, most of us Southerners know, but do the rest of you? For one, the Southern biscuits just taste better, hands down. But there’s a reason or two. The key aspects that determine biscuit “goodness” are flakiness and tenderness. “Our” biscuits are a lot of both. The larger the butter pieces once mixed into the dry ingredients, the greater the amount and size of the air pockets and thus the flakier. Flakier is a word isn’t it? It looks weird on paper, or screen rather. And in math terms, flakier = tastier. Scones, you want them a little less flaky because they are supposed to be less chewy and less tender. Our biscuits in the South are also made with better flour :). I didn’t even know that until class, but it makes sense doesn’t it? I just thought they tasted better just because. It comes down to the milling process and also the protein in the flour – read for yourself. Do I even need to tell you that Caroline & I made some excellent cheese biscuits and currant scones? I didn’t think so.

cheddar cheese biscuits


Our blueberry muffins were another story. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve made blueberry muffins, or any type of muffin. And how tasty they’ve been. The muffin method is so easy. You mix your dry in one bowl, your wet (including sugar) in another. You combine, and don’t overmix. Bake. Voila. Ha! But not on Tuesday, April 7th in Baking & Pastry 101….. you would have thought we’d never touched batter. The fat in the muffin method is always liquid, and if butter is used, it has to be melted. Oopsie! Round 2. We were running around frantically “mise en placing” all over again. We were feeling pretty good about things, and we decided to mix early and hold off on adding the blueberries so they wouldn’t run. The mixture looked a little dry, but we thought maybe it needed some time to sit. It didn’t taste like the muffins I’d made at home so many times, but I thought maybe they’d be a little less sweet than previous muffins before them. Yes, we realized now, that that was dumb. We finally tasted our neighbors’ batter and theirs was creamy, light, and silky – tasted great – like normal muffins. So we finally sucked it up and called Chef Kim over. I think she almost gagged, but she took it like a champ, like one who’d tasted many a foul batter. We (meaning I since I was doing the dry ingredients) definitely forgot to add sugar, which in turn adds moisture. I perseverated for a bit, wondering how I’d left it out. And as I type, I realize why I thought I put sugar in them for certain – because I DID in the first mixture – the one I remembered dividing into three sugar piles for the three recipes. But this was Round 2. Oh crikey. So on to Round 3, circa 10 PM. We were again running around like crazy, but this time we had to go search for the ingredients, since we’d all put them away by this point. It was 10. On a positive note, again, we did get out of washing dishes which was nice. But then instead we stood there and stared at the oven. We got it right this time, and they were the best muffins I’ve ever had – definitely made with love, but also a quick mix. When they say the third time’s the charm, now I know what they mean.

nasty blueberry muffins, take 1

And so the first week comes to an end. I think I’m gonna like this class. Three valuable lessons: sugar can count as wet or dry depending on the technique, if you use the mixing method and use butter you have to melt it, and don’t forget the sugar! Unsweetened muffins are just plain nasty.

Next week – Yeast breads! Woot woot!

Round 3 Blueberry Muffins
from Professional Baking, 5th edition

printable recipe

2 lbs, 8 oz pastry flour
1 lb, 4 oz SUGAR
2.5 oz baking powder
0.5 oz salt
12 oz eggs, beaten
1 lb, 12 oz milk
1 oz vanilla extract
1 lb butter, MELTED
1 lb blueberries, drained

Mix using muffin method (dry in one bowl, wet in another – sugar with wet). Mix together into one bowl and gently fold in blueberries. Fill muffin cups 1/2 to 2/3 full.

Bake at 400 for 20-30 minutes – until they’re done, in Chef Kim’s words. Makes about 2 dozen soft, fluffy, delicious blueberry muffins.

chef demo